This font is not an aubergine (100%)

Please do not place suspicion that this is an aubergine, because it is not...

I ensure you, it is not an imposter font and definitely not an aubergine.

To the mods of this place (I don't know if you exist) - I am 100% certain this is not an aubergine. I am a noble and thrustful man, so you can trust me that this is NOT an aubergine.

Disclaimer:
Please refrain from commenting that this is an aubergine because;
THIS FONT IS NOT AN AUBERGINE.
Thank you in advance for not doing it!